Too much hospitality?

There is a certain restuarant here that a friend and I are considering foregoing all together. No, its not the food or the prices that will be driving us away. Some may say that there is no such thing as too much hospitality, especially here in the South, I now beg to differ. Is it too much to ask not to be interupted at a fast food restaurant by an over-sized, over-friendly, t-shirt wearing farm animal? In attempt to avoid this awkward scene again we opted for the drive thru today when out of nowhere the back door opens up and I kid you not, our new friend was headed towards our car waving like an unwelcomed twice removed aunt at Christmas. Looks like we will be finding a new place to chat over lunch. I never want to shake another hoof again...